Still waiting not so patiently for Terrible Terrace. At least we have a pre-view on the official HOH site under the photo gallery heading. Sure enough it must have been a few hot days as not only is Mike down to the undershirt/tank top/muscle shirt/wife-beater or whatever you choose to call it but Shawn has just forgone clothing above the waist altogether.
Now Shawn is a cute guy, great worker and does well when he get to demonstrate something but put him 1/2naked next to Mike and he looks like at 14-year-old. Okay - so not true - Mr. Morren has a lovely lithe body with just the right amount of chest hair. I know one of my friends who would be gaga for him. I like to think that Mike started out with this shape in his teens and just worked for 25 years to get where he is now.
thinking about Mike's legs
Can we find a pool job in need of Mike's help - that's finished just in time for the hottest day of the summer of '04. Mike (and the rest of the crew) just happen to have their swim trunks in the truck. I can see the shot now, close-up on Mike's face telling us to be careful about who we trust, slowly pull away to see the inviting pool behind him and that Mike is wearing a modest pair of trunks, suddenly on the last couple of syllables of his speech Shawn (or Ben or anyone else) appears running full tilt and launches both of them into the deep end.
Mike does have a sense of humour, right? If the crew buy his beers for the next month, right?